Happy Birth mas

You are cordially invited to
A BIRTH MAS CELEBRATION!

Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ

Date: Traditionally, December 25, but He's always around, so the date is flexible...

Time: Whenever you're ready.

Place: In your heart...He'll meet you there. (You'll hear Him knock.)

Attire: Come as you are...grubbies are just fine. [We all came that way!] He'll be 
washing our clothes anyway. He said something about new, white robes and crowns...

Tickets: Admission is free. He's already paid for everyone. He says you wouldn't be able 
to afford it anyway. It cost Him everything He had.

Refreshments: New wine, bread, and a cool drink He calls "Living Water,"
followed by a supper that promises to be out of this world!

Gift Suggestions: Your life. He's one of those people who already has everything. (He's 
very generous in return though. Just wait until you see what He has for you!)

Entertainment: Unconditional Love, Priceless Grace, Wild Abandon, Real Life, Communion 
with God, Forgiveness, Healing, Fascinating Mystery, Childlike Joy, Uncommon Passion, and 
much more! (All "G" rated, so bring your family and friends.)

R.S.V.P.--He needs to know ahead of time so He can reserve a spot for you at the table. 
He'll enter your name in the "Lamb's Book of Life."

>>>Today's Thot

Dance like Frosty. Shine like Rudolph. Give like Santa. Love like Jesus.

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