John 3:16 For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. Ephesians 2:8-10 For it is by grace have you been saved, through faith–and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God–not by works, so that no one can boast. For … Read More
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect … Read More
It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you’ve forgotten that I wasn’t actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although … Read More
The sleigh was all packed, the reindeer were fed,
But Santa still knelt by the side of the bed.
“Good morning,” said a woman as she walked up to the man sitting on ground. The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life. Her coat was new.. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life. His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him, … Read More
..that when you wished your kids didn’t need you so much, you would someday wish that they did? ..that when there wasn’t enough time in the day, you might someday wonder how to fill your free time? ..that when you couldn’t wait to get your driver’s license, you would someday try to decide when to give it up? ..that you … Read More